At last they make it to the Marriage Man. He’s a gummie person. Many gummies emigrated from Toffeetown over the centuries, but Banan is still a primarily fruit people demographic. Not much is known about the Marriage Man, but he used to be fairly obscure, known only to small villages near the ice cream mountains. Larger cities in the valley eventually heard of his tale and he’s been serving his role to many many people. At least 2000 apparently.
Fruit Incest
Relatively Fresh
Stop. Marriage time.
At least 2000? So the Marriage Man can’t help, say, a man who really loves his ham sandwich and is looking for commitment. Hypothetically speaking. This sandwich here, that’s, uh, just my lunch.
I think it would be more unusual for him to be marrying two humans than a sandwich and anything else, to be honest.
Ham sandwiches are people too, you know. At least, there’s a good chance that they are in this world.
Though the Marriage man’s past is obscure, there are many theories.
Some say he moved to the mountains after an unfortunate incident involving two household alike in dignity, in fair Toffeetown where we lay our scene, where a pair of star-crossed lovers took their life.
Others say that he went into seclusion after a night of heavy drinking where he accidentally ended up marrying everyone that lived, would live, or had ever lived in his hometown.
Still others claim that he originally moved to the mountains to escape the constant stream of couples asking him to marry them just because his name happened to be Matthew Richard Monie, though he has since embraced the role.