If I had role models like Cooking Mama growing up, I’d probably be better off. For one thing, I wouldn’t be addicted to so many things. I might even be addiction free. The other day, I tried to lower my oxygen intake, and I was having withdrawal symptoms in a mere seconds. Every time I tried to quit since then I’ve fallen back on the wagon to get my daily oxygen fix. I have a problem and can’t stop breathing. If only I found Cooking Mama sooner.
Fruit Incest
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cooking mama kinda creeps me out, but that was one of the funniest i’ve seen in a while.
and damn right Alton brown is an acceptable substitute
Have you tried Oxyclean? I’ve heard it makes a good substitute.
I’m not ashamed to admit I have a mancrush on Alton Brown. He is the only celebrity I really admire. Also, steamed carrots are good because they’re soft and don’t hurt!
Everyone has a man crush on Alton Brown, even women. When Alton Brown cuts onions, the onions cry. Alton Brown can make flame broiled chicken with a microwave, and not even turn it on.
please tell me there is an alton brown facts site and that you did not just make those up.
but kudos to you if you did
I can’t find the original, but a google search of “alton brown facts” will show you some. I was too lazy to look them up though, so I just made these up myself. *swipes my new kudos*
yeah i found it
What would you do if I said I don’t know who Alton Brown is?
tell you that he’s the host of the food network show good eats, which takes place in a believable kitchen, explains the science behind stuff, actually gives you a recipe and has lots of skits/pop culture references.
and then this *stabs you*
I always explain Good Eats as one part science, one part cooking, one part science fair and one part puppetry.
Steamed carrots all the way!