In all honesty, there’s no other way this little story could’ve ended. Sometimes our FIniverse friends are put out of their element. Smogy can’t always be the hero. Cappy can’t always be the taker and not the takee. It’s how life must go from time to time.
plot twist, these two events are unrelated and cappy didn’t get his delivery because he’s in the middle of the ocean and the paper boy was just like “i’m not paid enough for this”
It’s not even his subscription. He just changed someone else’s address so the paper gets delivered to his boat by the docks.
For a second I thought he was going to wake up to a burning roof…