Fruit Incest

It’s finally happened, the big 100. I can’t say I’m less than surprised I made it this far without snapping. I’d gladly reward myself with an egg salad sandwich if it weren’t so late. Remind me never to draw robots again unless…oh, right. Well I’d like to take this opportunity to thank everyone that’s supported me this far. The few of you who somehow managed to follow me from the beginning kept me assured that the place was completely empty got me going when I felt the inevitable loss of interest creeping up. Those who discovered me later and kept coming back made me wonder how bored everyone must be. Seriously though, thanks to all my fans, and even those of you who aren’t fans and just stumbled upon this place at this exact moment, cause you help too.

I doubt the place will ever reach the crazy numbers of all the big shots, but as long as I get something out of it by the end of the day in the form of happy readers, it’s all worth the five bucks I’ve spent on paper and old office supplies, as well as the ridiculously expensive web hosting services and electricity bills that keep me online. I hope things get better soon, but you all make it good enough for now.

Now enough mushy stuff, we’ve come here to celebrate, now let’s party, just as long as said partying doesn’t involve more work such as actually updating this pointless blog no one reads or making more doodles for the nearly empty Concentrate section. Everything else though is game! Speaking of unnecessary work, I’m tempted to take the next update off and resume next Sunday, but I’m also tempted to keep going so I can brag about taking no breaks from the comic outside of Christmas time. That would be an awesome achievements for my most loyal fans to talk about, all five of them. I’m gonna get tired of that joke eventually.

For now, everyone enjoy these 100 brownies I baked for everyone, just be sure to share. I probably ate a couple of them and might or might not have lost a tooth in there. Toodles!