Yeah Maggie, what DO you know about Santa? This is Fruit Incest, where Christmas has a convoluted backstory where half the stuff makes no sense and Santa Claus is mispelled, which isn’t anything new with me (pantie). This is why you guys read it, right? I know my audience.
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that and it weirds people out when they see “fruit incest” on my bookmarks bar