Hooray for Internet capitalism and making a 1 penny profit a day! It took a while, but Fruit Incest finally has something actually taking up that space up there. At least it didn’t take as long as it took to get a decent header, somewhat. I often laugh at the thought of me or someone else reading this in the future and wondering why something so trivial makes for a cocktail post, but that’s then and this is now. So what does all this mean? Absolutely nothing. Just gives me another reason to whore out for attention. And now, I would like to test something out.
((ANYONE WHO READS THIS POST “MUFFINS” IN A COMMENT!))
Muffins are great.
You better buy some muffins with all that money you’ll be making.
Chocolate muffins.
Muffins are an excellent source of pants.
Ergh…now I want muffins. Curse you, Homer! *shakes fist*
Are you taking the muffins out of the pants or the pants out of the muffins?
sniffum
CAKE! I MEAN QUICHE! ….I MEAN MUFFIN!
Pssh. At least they’re better than cupcakes.
Yeah, I went there.