THE GREAT THORLOG NEEDS NOT WASTE HIS TIME WITH PUNY MORTALS. HE IS ONLY CONCERNED WHEN HE SEEKS A WEAKLING TO FEAST ON. NOT EVEN THE TINY HEDGEHOG WOMAN COULD SURVIVE LONG ENOUGH TO FINISH HER IMPOSSIBLE TASK OF CAPTURING THORLOG’S GLORY FOR ALL TO SEE. THE ALMIGHTY THORLOG THE CONQUEROR STRIKES ONCE MORE. NOT EVEN THE RULES OF SPELLING AND GRAMMAR APPLY TO THORLOG. THEY ARE MERE FORCES THAT WISH THEY COULD HOLD BACK THE POWER OF THORLOG. THORLOG SHALL CONQUER ALL THAT OPPOSE HIM. ALL THE ARMIES OF THE WORLD. THE FOUR OVERLORDS. GOLBJR THE OMNIPOTENT. EVEN THE MIGHTY MOON WOULD BOW DOWN BEFORE THORLOG THE CONQUEROR AT THE MERE SIGHT OF THORLOG. ALL THOSE WHO WOULD DARE OPPOSE THORLOG, SPEAK OUT, COMMENT ON THORLOG’S NEWEST CONQUEST OVER YOUR MISTRESS OF PATHETIC QUILLED CREATURES. THOSE FOOLISH ENOUGH TO SPEAK AGAINST THORLOG SHALL KNOW THE FEAR HE CREATES. THORLOG SHALL OBLITERATE YOUR CORPSES AND DEVOUR YOUR SOUL.
WHAT FOOLISH MORTAL WOULD DARE DEFY THE GREAT AND POWERFUL THORLOG THE CONQUEROR?
G’day mate.
O_O
The allcapped note make me lol hard enough to crack my broken patched up face :D
Which is a good thing btw, despite how icky it sounds >_>
OBJECTION~!
How about “It”?
Look closely at Thorlog’s chestplate and belt.
Mind = blown
Doubly so.
Pants?
Thorlog has no need for pants.
Hi Thorlog