Fruit Incest

Ah November is here. Year 2 is official now and it’s time to get to hard work getting Fruit Incest in tip top shape. Now, for the first order of business, what the hell is wrong with my scanner! First it decides it no longer knows how to be a printer, but seeing as I rarely need to print things, I let it slide. Then it starts to randomly crop my images, no matter how many times I rescan it or even where I put it on the scanner screen itself, but this seems to be isolated events, so I let it slide again. Now, it seems to randomly give me trouble every week or two and I’m honestly starting to get a little worried, since my luck doesn’t tend to go well in situations like this.

You know, I bet this is because I managed to get brand new drawing equipment for all under ten bucks. The world is not satisfied with me saving money, so it’s slowly working towards making me have to buy a new printer/scanner. Keep in mind I already had to fork over $700 to get a new computer overnight when my old one exploded on me. None of this would be a problem if it weren’t for the fact I’m still out of a “real” job and my FI profit has barely reached a total of three dollars by my one year anniversary. I am so poor I can’t even think of a proper joke to end on.

Anyways, I’d hate to resort to begging, but I do need as many views as I can. Who knows, maybe someday I’ll be making a whole ten cents a day and I might be able to afford instant noodles. Fruit Incest needs to expand people, and we need you to spread the word! Maybe once I get a large enough fanbase I can beg for stuff without feeling like I’m begging to what largely consists of friends and neighbors, but for now you’ll have to deal with a sad Miss Hedgey, who’s gonna turn 19 in a few weeks. A wee lass, I am, who just wants to make people laugh and make money in the most lazy way possible. Help a hedgehog out. Please, think of the lolis.