The world would be a much happier place if it functioned by commercial logic, but alas, it does not. No one cares about your microwaved “diet” dinners, no matter how detailed you make them, and being abused by children for wanting to eat your own cereal is not a silly adventure. The world of commercials is a much happier place.
and tootsie rolls still taste like crap, what a waste of lolipop