Santa Sally was a bit more reliable than her mentor Sylvester, and the only Santa to serve during the North Pole era that wasn’t related to him in any way. She served many years and got things much more stable once she was in charge. Sally also helped draw in more people to the branch, including that one odd character who has a tag in this section. How strange. I don’t recall her being important. Just ignore her for now.
Also, just a friendly reminder that Fruit Incest will be taking a break for the week of Christmas. Hopefully this page isn’t a premonition of how busy things get the days leading up to it. Look forward to learning more Christmas lore after the break, when everyone’s sick of Christmas but still forced to consume more of it. My favourite tradition.
So it would seem her issues may have begun well before her time as Santa.
Kevin, you idiot, you spilled coffee all over our tickets!
This reference is for no one. It will take longer and longer to guess what it’s referring to as time goes on. What have you done?