This is totally not autobiographical and I totally never weighed anywhere near 200 pounds. Don’t be silly. You silly readers are silly. On the subject of random jogging though, I am saddened that Winter is basically over and it’s warm enough for people to go on comfortable jogs in shorts. I know someone who got super excited at the coming of Spring specifically for the shorts, so in response, here‘s my parody of something only ten people would get.
Fruit Incest
Relatively Fresh
This is exactly how I feel most of the time. From disgust to optimism to excitement to disappointment to acceptance. Kind of like the 5 stages of grieving, but only for dieting.
i am not one of the ten people
I can kinda relate to this. :(
Also, love the parody, Miss Hedgey. X)
You see, when I run, I hate shorts; they’re too long.