About
Welcome to Fruit Incest. If you’re reading this, you’re either bored or have no idea what to do with this crazy nonsense site. But you already knew that, so let’s answer some questions you might have.
What is this place?
It’s a simple webcomic, with simple layouts and basic design. It’s not meant to be anything special, just a nice place for you to visit once in a while when you want a free laugh.
…Fruit Incest?
Admit it, as soon as you heard the name you were hooked. I’m a marketing genius! Seriously though, the name is just the first thing that popped into my head when I decided I wanted a random name, and although I probably could’ve come up with better, it’s here to stay. The site itself should be pretty work safe too, aside from a few raised eyebrows, but you really shouldn’t be reading comics on the job, so I’d still call it NSFW anyways and kindly ask you to get back to work and quit being lazy!
That still doesn’t really explain-
Next question!
Okay, okay, sheesh. So who are you anyways?
Who am I? Well, tempting Batman quote aside, I’m Miss Hedgey. I am a professional nerd, and anything else I make money from is just something I do on the side. If you want to know my real name the closest you’ll hear is me calling myself Lainy, which isn’t my real name, just a nickname.
So what do we call you?
You may call me whatever you please. Miss Hedgey, Miss Hedgehog, Miss, Missy. Just remember never to call me Hedgey. It makes me sound like some bush monster, and although I’m nowhere near as cute as my cartoon self, I think I’m a bit above monster levels, so feel free to admire my implied sexiness.
What implied sexiness?
…okay, there is none, but I still like to think I’m somewhat cute, right? Just look at my pretty doodles!
When does the comic update?
Oh, quick to change the subject eh? Well the comic updates Sundays, Tuesdays, and Thursdays, cause I feel those days don’t get as much appreciation when it comes to things that update. Aside from my comics I have plenty of little bloggies to keep you busy, although I tend to slip up and forget to update those sometimes. There’s really not much to say really.
How do you make these comics?
I just work with a pencil and paper and scan them onto my computer. It’s a fairly old school process. I’m sure you can see for yourself I’m not trying to make this site look too professional. As long as people enjoy the quirky art style and humor, there shouldn’t be any problems, right? …right?
Can I ask you about ____?
I’d be glad to talk about anything you have to ask, but ____ is currently having some family troubles and I don’t feel comfortable talking about him at the moment, especially with Mrs. ____ in the condition she’s in. As for me and the site, feel free to contact me for anything you wish to talk about. I’ve got all the time in the world.
You can find me at misshedgey (at) fruitincest (dot) com
I obviously don’t check it daily, especially given my oh so overwhelming invisible fans, but I’m sure to read everything you say, especially little comments on the site. Words from you guys are what keep me going. That and sweets. I’m a sucker for donuts and all that stuff.
Is there anything else you want to say?
No, but thanks for asking. You sure are nice, bolded letters.
Oh stop. You’re making me blush.
Hey, that wasn’t a question! This conversation is over! Come back when you know how to follow instructions.
But-
Hmph!
As for everyone else, enjoy the site and have fun.