Wait, Marf has kids?! It’s almost as if characters in this universe have families we’ve never heard of or something. Maybe there’s more to Marf than we realize. He’s just trying to help out his bro. In the grouchiest way possible. That’s the obvious headcanon and I’m sure few people will argue against it.
Fruit Incest
Relatively Fresh
To be fair, getting the good weapons first will save you a major headache later on