Fruit Incest

This big guy’s called Dragon the Great Green. His name has no significance other than the fact that I came up with it ages ago in my early high school years. My English teacher wrote out the words “green”, “the”, “dragon”, and “great” and told us to make a sentence out of it. I forget what the lesson was, but the point of the exercise was the everyone would write “the great green dragon” and not “the green great dragon”. Of course, me being the odd one out that I am, I instead wrote “Dragon, the great Green.” It was just shrugged off and ignored. I vowed then that I will someday make a true Green, who is great, and also named Dragon, and today I finally accomplished that. Behold, Dragon the Great Green and his mighty thunderstorms of justice. Take that English 10!