The next time you feel like turning someone down, remember, inside every person is a lonely cheetah. There’s also a wooden spoon, a palm tree made of pure energy, and assuming the cheetah hasn’t gotten to it, a roast turkey. We should really stop eating so much junk food.
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So, the cheetastic cheetah orgy come after the cake?
The cheetah orgy IS the cake. The delicious, writhing, sweaty cake.
That cheetah seems to share a birthday with me.
CHEETASTIC!
I lol’d.
Awwwww thats saddd…..i wouldnt want to be along at my birthday either!
he needs to work on his pickup lines
Aww, i remember a friend bringing a bunch random kids to my party on time because none of my friends would come.