Fruit Incest

A few days back I saw the sign in panel 4, which meant it was once again time to make fun of my ridiculous hometown’s local businesses. It’s a beautiful place where you can take your pets to a vet and have them cremated next door. Where your hospitals suspiciously draw attention to the fact that they wont kill you. Where the fancy restaurant with stone decor walls and wooden doors apparently couldn’t afford to replace the cheap sign above it that uses the same style and font as the laundromat across the street. Where convincing women to steal gold from their husbands and selling it for revenge is a good marketing ploy.

There really is no place like home.