It sure is nice of our kind hearted farmer to get something for his ghostly friends. I’m not sure what you could get them, but when wanting some peace and quiet it’s probably necessary to give them something of their own to play with. Like when you make an extra birthday cake for someone to ruin with their icing stealing. Everyone wins.
Fruit Incest
Relatively Fresh
Stuff he might have gotten them but probably didn’t:
Leo’s Ghost Toast – “Toasted!™”
Leo’s Ghost Posts – “Vertical!™”
Leo’s Ghost Coasters – “Absorbent!™”
Leo’s Ghost Pork Roast – “Porkalicious!™”
Leo’s Ghost Boats – “Out of rhymes!™”
I was going to add on to this and keep it going, but I discovered that there truly isn’t much more that rhymes with ghost that makes a sensible product. On the other hand:
Leo’s Soul Bowls – “Round!™”
Leo’s Spectre Reflector – “Shiny!™”
Leo’s Shade Grenade – “Explosive!™”
Leo’s Phantom Bantam – “Chicken!™”
Leo’s Spook Puke – “Why on earth are we selling this?™”
I was gonna make some kind of joke but honestly that’s the best way to deal with an unwanted haunting I’ve ever seen until it probably goes wrong later on in the arc.
Seems like I wasn’t too far off in prediciting what some of the money would go to. I must say, though, that is one thin TV.