As you can all guess by now, this story will be a cautionary tale on the many different dangers of giving ghosts access to the Internet. Hopefully you’ll all come out of this with some new wisdom that will serve you well in the future.
Fruit Incest
Relatively Fresh
Never mix spirits and the internet, it’ll never go well. I mean it was a different kind of spirits when I did it but you get the idea.
One has to wonder why he needed a wrench to set up a computer. I’m not sure Farmer Brown really gets this whole “internets” thing either. It might account for the crack in the screen, though.
That’s no crack, it’s an ectoplasm vent. Ghosts who lack the physical manifestation necessary to press keys on a keyboard can instead spiritually possess the machine’s embedded Ouija keyboard as an alternative input method. The vent allows for safe discharge of supernatural forces.
Ectoplasmic buildup is a leading cause of premature failure in spirit-operated electronics, so Farmer Brown was smart to spring for this fully-vented model. He knows that once the Internets go down, so will his peace and quiet.
Let’s hope they don’t find look up Fruit Incest on that thing. If those two start posting comments here, this place’ll become a ghost town.
If they look this site up, then they’ll see a comic of them looking this site up and seeing a comic of themselves looking this site up and seeing a comic of themselves &c., and then it’ll have to be renamed Fruit Inception.
*intelligently changes viewing angle*