I don’t know what these two are up to, but recent events have made me skeptical of young girls doing things in secret. I suppose teenage princesses are less likely to be involved with anything major though, so we’ll have to tune in to find out what this surprise is for.
Fruit Incest
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If he got caught he could always get away by using mallet things.
Are you kidding? Teenage princesses are major event magnets: being kidnapped by dragons, being put into a cursed sleep along with their whole castle, inspiring every prince, knight, and peasant’s son to come rescue them from whatever plight they’re in, &c., &c.