Don’t ask where the “Homer” came from, it’s just a name. The Internet sure was a scary place back in the day. Luckily it’s a much nicer place today where decent people post friendly messages on message boards and treat each other with respect.

Wait, am I in Universe A or Universe B? Oh, I thought I was back in B. Ignore what I said then. The Internet is full of jerks and porn and people singing about an Internet full of jerks and porn. But we love it nonetheless. It is our lovely nectar. Our anti-drug/drug.

On a different note, young me had bangs on both sides of her head. As she grows older, she will learn to fear symmetry and its evil ways.