I apologise for any wacky misadventures that got cut from this story. I had too much fun imagining scenarios where people react to a naked muscle man, but then things started to feel a bit disjointed. I need my stories to be sensible.
Fruit Incest
Relatively Fresh
Ah good, the street performers can play yakedy sax for him while he runs to the gym.
He should be happy. All he has to do now is claim he’s naked as “performance art”, and he’ll be fine.