As we all know, the third anniversary is the traditional meaningless pigeon anniversary. The time where film directors throw in symbolic birds to represent our emptiness or something. I guess it’s appropriate then, because I’m officially celebrating Fruit Incest’s third anniversary and I have plenty of meaningless emptiness.*

For starters, we have the usual “Miss Hedgey is depressed” post regarding how I kinda don’t like how little has been accomplished in three years. The site still barely gets any viewers despite all my few readers being super sweethearts, and I’m still fresh out of ideas and feeling the stress of life and making nice comics. Don’t worry about me though guys, cause I’m doing my best to pull through. As soon as I finish writing this I’m gonna make myself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich to cheer myself up, so I’m good. I still would appreciate any help I can get though, so hopefully we can get a nice big following soon enough.

On top of my own pigeon symbolized emptiness, we’ve got some nice city doves over in the FIniverse. Last year I kinda just did a two part comic to celebrate and that was it, but it had a nice Little Miss Tomato/Bell moment, so we’re starting off with something similar this year. I’ve got an idea for what to try out which we’ll see in the next few weeks, so look forward to that. I also apologize in advance for the lack of funnies this special might have, but it’s FI’s birthday. It’s allowed to try something new. Just pretend everyone’s wearing cream pies on their faces if it bothers you.

Once again, let’s hope for some good best luck and always remember to love our lolis this year.

*By the way, the meaningless pigeon thing isn’t just a joke. I seriously named these landmarks ahead of time and happened to notice the sudden meaningless pigeon moments around here right as I began typing this. I think this means good news for the chocolate fountain anniversary next year!