There has been a lot of political turmoil regarding liquid based people being more likely to be hired for firefighting jobs. Cola men especially are in high demand since their carbonated filling is quickly replenished and easier to expel at high pressures. Different species of creatures all have different traits and skills that are unquestionably more useful in certain situations, but when it affects the job economy, it causes quite some controversy. We need a monarch who will address these issues in the cultural conflicts of Custard, but where could we possibly find someone fit to this task? Nowhere, presumably.