And now for a story about how hard it can be getting around town from one place to another without any problems.

Our competitors for this race include:
Phyllis, who’s wearing stylish underwear that’s somewhat fluffy, to her embarrassment.
Michael, sporting the first pair of boxer shorts he finds in stores so he can avoid shopping.
David, clad in some sensible boxer briefs he bought with his third paycheck.
Pam, wearing the plainest underwear her mother buys for her cause she’s too scared of going to the stores herself.

Who will win?