All this trouble for one guy doing minor crimes. It sure is tough for small time criminals. If only the balance of powers could be kept safe for the little guy. Maybe with the help of some sort of unionized organization meant to encourage the societal status quo from becoming too unsafe for crime. If only one existed.
Oh wait! It does! The Christmas elves, obviously.
Keith is truly a master of exposition.
I get the feeling Swafu is about to do something rash, like going on a recycling spree.