Hands up anyone who thought I’d actually answer any questions by now? Sorry about that, but I guess it would be nice to contemplate which side of this unknown war is right or what they’re even fighting for. I guess I’m too slow and can’t think of anything, or maybe I find it’s best when you never give up, trust your instincts, and fill in the holes yourself. So what do you think the real story is? There’s no time to ponder such questions, as Christmas has just grabbed a pants ball!