If Cynthia read this comic, she’d realize your average high-ranking FIniverse government official is primarily concerned with killing and/or marrying some other high-ranking official(s). Teleporting folks around for narrative purposes is probably pretty low on their list of priorities.
And the days go by, the water flowing under.
Dammit, I just got that song out of my head from last time. Why you gotta be so rude? Don’t you know I’m human too?
I’d say you’re more of a god than a government. Governments are not nearly as omnipotent as they think.
If Cynthia read this comic, she’d realize your average high-ranking FIniverse government official is primarily concerned with killing and/or marrying some other high-ranking official(s). Teleporting folks around for narrative purposes is probably pretty low on their list of priorities.