I really hate making jokes like this. They make me seem so American. Why can’t Walmart and Costco hurry up and take over the world already so they become household names in all countries and not just the 15 or so they’re both in. I think the world would be a better place if that happened. There would be world peace because we’ll have to buy so many more politicians in bulk they wont let each other ruin anything. Zing! Okay, America mode over now. Instead let’s focus on the lovely comic effects. You know how these things almost always have a name.