The Falcon Crunch joke has been around since the hayday of Super Smash Bros, but few people take it further and incorporate the wacky bounty hunter into it. In true style of our favorite video game comic we get to see the commercial written by everyone’s favorite cereal mascot.

An interesting tidbit about those kids though, they both have a regular design with heavy winter clothing, which obviously made no sense at the breakfast table. Luckily I remember the joy of eating cereal on a Saturday morning and wearing next to nothing but an oversized, warm and cuddly jacket. This is, of course, an explanation for any of you wondering why the kids are in their underwear. This does not, however, explain what they have against cereal. Maybe a million dollars’ worth of it would change their minds.