I was considering making a story arc about some two random minions, but I quickly realized there wasn’t much to say about them. They’re minions for a reason, and although the life of some poor cult members who were kidnapped by Thorlog to do his bidding are important, they’re not as entertaining to watch. At the very least these two guys got their collective group their own tag, and since they’re so nice, I’ll even give them names. I likely wont ever see fanfiction of minions Juan and Ted, but they had their well earned day in the spotlight.