I was considering making a story arc about some two random minions, but I quickly realized there wasn’t much to say about them. They’re minions for a reason, and although the life of some poor cult members who were kidnapped by Thorlog to do his bidding are important, they’re not as entertaining to watch. At the very least these two guys got their collective group their own tag, and since they’re so nice, I’ll even give them names. I likely wont ever see fanfiction of minions Juan and Ted, but they had their well earned day in the spotlight.
Fruit Incest
Relatively Fresh
It’s good to see Thorlog recognizes the importance of keeping your minions well supplied proper gruel. None of this cheap stuff they always try to sell you at minion supply stores.
“supplied with”, even.
Clown duty on the other hand seems like the kinda thing that is just ripe for fanfiction.
Let me just get out my pen:
“Deep in the basement of the Business Corp head office, in a far corner the public never saw, the trio of bears waited for the next luckless soul to be given clown duty…”