You can’t honestly expect one rabbit to be responsible for every sock theft in the city. Not with this many thieves running around. Let’s not be racist, folks.
Socks: because the hippies formed a drum circle around the trees.
But Argyle* socks burn hotter, so you don’t need as many.
And green** socks burn cleaner: think of the environment.
Avoid red socks, though. Remember, red ones burn faster.
*Traditional Argyle only, not technicolor Argyle.
**Except lime green.
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