In Fridgeland, many types of liquid can exist on the mainlands, but the ocean surrounding most of the world is made of a creamy milk. Much like our ocean, sea milk isn’t exactly something you can drink, but unlike our sea water, it can be processed into some delectable liquor based beverages, not unlike TVlandian cat beer. Ocean drinks are about as fancy as you can get.
Fruit Incest
Relatively Fresh
Remember kids, when someone says they are fine, they are never lying, ever.
Dang. Jelliard had no idea they were sitting in Sick Burn Corner, so named 300 years ago when the Archduke of Cornutopia was called out as “unfit for a polenta,” kicking off a war which eventually led to the deaths of everyone on the mainlands. Some scholars claim this story is apocryphal, but nobody believes those eggheads.