I’m not a big fan of the __ vs __ debates, but I usually side with the group that doesn’t require you to sell your soul or come with useless additions I’ll never use. That being said, there’s still moments where both sides have good points and it’s difficult to favor either when trying to get a positive response from everyone, especially with humor. Aside from being a nice way to please everyone and avoid unnecessary backlash, slightly neutral portrayals such as today’s comic give a much happier form of funny. The kind that fills your hearts with heehees, not hahas. And in this world, a good balance of hee’s and ha’s is just what we need.

And before you ask, yes, I just made all that up off the top of my head so I wouldn’t go on an anti-apple rant. I guess you should be thankful.