I think it’s safe to say that Metatron is the most underrated biblical name ever. Sure, everyone names their children Michael and Gabriel, but when was the last time you saw a Metatron? Honestly, Metatron is one of the most epic sounding names I’ve ever heard and yet most people have never heard of it. It’s quite a shame.

Also, I think now’s a good time to point out that for all of you who enjoy my witty, late-nite blabbity blab, I’ve had a blog up there you may not have noticed. You know, just in case you’re one of those people who only look at the front page and completely ignore the big menu items right there at the top of the page. It’s not like there’s ever anything important to put up there, right?