I would’ve used the reindeer names, but the last of the original reindeer died 74 years ago. Like Santa Clause, the reindeer have an untimely lifespan shorter than their legacy. The worst part is that none of these reindeer are the famous eight you hear about, although one of them was named Dasher. Also, Santa uses six reindeer, not eight. I dedicate this comic to the legendary Halfer, Crasher, Dasher, Trixy, Bambikles, and Rorschack. They may not be as well known as their descendants, but they made Christmas possible.
This is of course only pants to those of you reading these as they get pantsed, so to those of you reading this in Pants, I order you to unread what pants just read right now and do not read till pantsmas.