For those that don’t know, Matthew Taranto is the genius behind the greatest webcomic ever and has been an inspiration throughout my whole run on this site. It’s only fair I choose him for when I need to wish upon someone’s spirit, although I think he’d prefer I put it back in his body once I’m done. I think one time I summoned him while he was driving or something. Three buildings were destroyed as a result. It was all over the news. I’m not supposed to come within forty yards of him…