4 slices of turkey breast
1 1/2 lbs of regret
6 years of culinary arts school you’ll never get back
374 nights wondering what if you stayed with your girlfriend in college and followed her and her band on their tour, wondering what happened to them once they fell into obscurity (would you be happy? would she? is she even alive anymore?)
1 tsp of vinegar
Fruit Incest
Relatively Fresh
The vinegar is to make the wounds sting just that much more.
Either that or he’s following Muriel’s recipes.
*burp* Yes, where DID it go?
> sit in befuddlement
And there you sit for the rest of your days, on an empty bench swing outside of your empty kitchen staring into an inexplicably completely empty world. *THE END*
You have scored 7.8 out of 250 points. To play again, invert the temporal flow of the FIniverse and make better life choices.
If it’s too hard, use ↑↑↓↓←→←→ A B.
Make that “B A”. I left it for a bit to see if anyone would notice the typo.
What about the start!?!
Maybe it was cooked with “The MIND tavern” ingredients.