Fruit Incest

And so we end 2011 with something big. First with the good stuff. I’m still accepting random drawing requests on account of me being bored, and I’m ready to take my one week annual break for now. I’ll be back with comics in January, so look forward to that you loyal fans. All four of you.

Onto serious stuff, I know I’ve asked for help with more views before, but now I’m really starting to want some real audience points. After drawing literally every character I’ve come up with proper and having my third Christmas special, I really feel like I’ve gone beyond the point where I can settle for less than 40 views a day. Unfortunately most of you know how anti-social I am. Getting page views is hard work though.

Take ads as an example. From experience I’ve learned that most people don’t click on them unless you have random half naked women on them, and then there’s those who block ads altogether. The only way to have ads be profitable is if you put them all over the place, and in really popular sights, which could easily cost me $10 a day per site. Ads are expensive! Getting attention is expensive!

But none of this is new. I try to get my name out there, but I was never good at that. Seriously, any help out there? Anyone?

Anyways, I hope everyone enjoys the lingering Christmas and has a happy New Years. Fruit Incest will do it’s best, but no matter how desperate I get, there will always be more! Everyone love your incestuous fruits and lolis!

Well that was one anniversary we just had, and as promised, I drew those special requests from you lot, all four of you. There wasn’t much else going on, so I’ll just thank everyone for reading my mediocre comics and hope I’ll have better content for the third anniversary of meaningless pigeons.

Fruit Incest could always use more readers and more feedback, so feel free to welcome my lovely work into your idea holes and gimme your best shot. For now though it’s time to enjoy the niceties of November, and to make sure we be loving our lolis.

Well, our last chapter in the second Pokemon special is through. I know I’ve dug myself into a corner since I’ll basically have to do this every year now, but I couldn’t care less cause I love my Pokemon! For those who forgot or didn’t read earlier, I’ve uploaded all the FIth gen Pokemon onto DeviantART (Or did I?). Hope you enjoyed this year’s special, and our Pokemon lovelies should be back by next August.

And with that over, it’s back to our usual FI goodness. I don’t usually do this, but anyone reading this go ahead and tell me your favourite Fruit Incest characters, cause I can’t decide who to jump back into the FIniverse with right now. Plus, it would be nice to see who’s getting love and who needs more.

I hope everyone’s had fun and is ready for more fun, cause we need all the fun we get if we wanna love our lolis.

No one really cares about the extras, and even if they did, they’re out of the way where no one really notices. My plan was to make some actual artwork every once in a while, but it seems all I can make reliably is tiny random sketches. It makes me wonder, if I’m just going to make tiny sketches, maybe I should do those more often instead of putting larger works on hold, but I can’t exactly clutter up space with tiny sketches out of nowhere that take me five minutes, can I? So what should I do? Should I post pictures elsewhere? How professional would it be if I had links to random Photobucket or Deviantart pictures? I don’t even use any of those things really. Conundrum.

Then there’s Cocktails. I hardly have anything to write, so what if I wrote completely unrelated stuff. But wouldn’t that be more appropriate somewhere else? If I made a separate blog or place to post my quicker random sketches, it could expose Fruit Incest to a bigger audience, and you know how I like complaining about my lack of success. Maybe I could post more professional writings elsewhere and leave the Cocktail section for FI related news. It would certainly be better than making wordy updates like this out of nowhere wouldn’t it? Should I continue asking hypothetical questions here, or actually put something relevant here? I know hardly anyone reads these, let alone pitch in, but suggestions would be nice. I suggest you all remember to love your lolis though.

Hi everybody! Dr. Ms. Hedgehog here letting you all know I’m gonna be a bit busy lately. No, it’s nothing serious, I just decided to make myself some to-do lists and finish stuff I’ve been meaning to do for ages. Some of this stuff I wrote down over a year ago and never even considered actually doing them. Well that’s a big no-no. This month I have a lot of reading I’ve been meaning to catch up on, and I have a deadline too, so I can’t slow down! So if you don’t mind my comics being a little lazier than usual, things should get back to speed around the midpoint of May.

Also of importance is last month’s to-do list, which consists of a lot of drawing. You may have noticed a couple new Concentrate, but not much. That’s because I’ve got a certain project I started last year but never quite finished, so I’m getting around to that. I’ve got dozens of drawings sketched out and halfway finished, so that means you may see some results soon! I’m sure not many people will care once it’s out, but it will be a big accomplishment for me, so if I have time this month I can get started on the second half of said project. In the meantime, the one or two of you who care enough to guess can feel free to do so. My deadline for this project is August though, so I’m not in that big of a rush compared to last month with the whole LOG thing going on simultaneously.

As usual, Fruit Incest needs more numbers! Numbers that taste as good as that coffee cake smell I’m smelling even though we don’t have any coffee cake here. Odd. Well, feel free to commute and discuss ideas. Hopefully enough people know how to tell when there’s a new Cocktail post. I go to the trouble of changing the menu every time and it still goes unnoticed. Probably because I never have anything to say and when I do it’s a giant ladder of text. Sorry about that. But hang onto your nonexistant Fruit Incest memoraphilia and remember to love your lolis, cause it’s go time!

So, I’ve made a new logo. I’ve been meaning to do that for a while. I know I say that with every Cocktail post, but I’m getting things done finally. I really should get around to finishing up those Concentrate stuff. Feel free to post random stuff I’ve mentioned before I never got around to or you want me to finish. I have to do stuff now while I can because of my next announcement.

Something’s gonna happen! I’ll post again once it does but for now, here’s a vague hint for what it is in the meantime. Have fun guessing those of you who read this before next week. I really should update more stuff so my hint that there’s a new Cocktail post will be easier to notice. Well for now, remember to love your lolis.

Well it has been a big week for me. Some of it was very very noticeable, some of it was just me crying in the corner eating ice cream, but things are finally back on track. After a lot of businessy stuff, I got switched to a new host and got the site back up to normal…..sort of.

As of right now most of the comics are gone. Don’t worry, I have them all on my computer, I just have to reupload them. The problem is I have to rename them to match the Comicpress layout and all that junk, so I’m sure you’ll understand if I wait a bit for that, but I’ll get them all up as soon as possible. The site itself is doing okay, aside from a few differences here or there, but no one seems to notice the smaller ones and I’ve been through too much to care anymore, so let that damn miscolored menu stay, I’ll take care of it later.

Aside from the missing comics being replaced, feel free to point out any things that might be all wacky since I’ll probably be back to being all OCD in the morning. For now though, it’s up, and I just have to tediously rename everything so I could drag and drop them all. Wish me luck, and wish some extra luck for those lolis.

Edit: Aaaaaand we’re done!