I’m no stranger to poorly drawn action sequences, so instead of making another cream pie joke (unless that counts), here’s a list of Wild Mass Guesses.
- The mob maid is still alive, but didn’t resurface for the sake of added drama.
- The mob maid staged the whole thing in an attempt to achieve her lifelong dream of becoming a Bond girl.
- The mob maid purposefully kissed the Folklorist so his front side (the one with the bulletproof vest) would be facing the shooters.
- The people in the car are actually just really dedicated dry cleaners.
- The mob maid is getting revenge on the evil baby by winning The Folklorist onto her side.
- The Four Overlords wanted The Folklorist gone and the mob maid betrayed them by going against the plan.
- I’m making this up as I go along.