Fruit Incest

Relatively Fresh

Pages

  • Archive
  • Cocktail
  • Concentrate
  • About

Fruit Basket:

  • SP-Sorry
  • 1714-Hot II
  • 1713B-Dairybots, Pt. 142
  • 1713-Dairybots, Pt. 14
  • 1712-Dairybots, Pt. 13

Fruit Incest: Despite everything, it’s still here.

Happy Cooking Mama Day!

May 8th, 2010 | by Miss Hedgey
Posted In: Juice

I know a large number of you don’t celebrate Mother’s Day this weekend, but even then, you don’t need an excuse to hug your momma. I’m feeling all bubbly and cooking mama today and it’s no surprise why. On a related note, I wanna bake cookies! I hear I’m Wonderful, better zan momma even, though I highly doubt that.

On a serious note, today I was going to add some nice Cooking Mama love to the Concentrate page, but as I mentioned in the last update that department’s not looking so good. With all this nonsense though I promise to make you all some wonderfully baked concentrate one of these days, and all those surprises shall be finished in your honor. I hope…

Until then though, enjoy the ever so rare bloginess and spreading of the love. Cooking Mama to all!

  Comment

Hallway Echoes

May 2nd, 2010 | by Miss Hedgey
Posted In: Juice

Ah, the poor neglected Cocktail section. Ignored even more often than the poor Concentrate section. I guess it is very unprofessional having a blog section but nothing to blog about. It’s not my fault though, there’s just not much to say. I sit down, draw a comic, and upload the QUALITY artwork to the public with some sarcastic quips in there. There’s nothing more to say unless you want updates on my regular life, which aren’t that impressive.

If you must know though, I’m starting a new job tomorrow. I haven’t gotten my hours yet, but I’ve been told it’s an overnight position, so comics may be rushed a bit for a while before I get the hang of things. My general nothingness shouldn’t be too greatly interrupted though, so fear not loyal fans who decoded the “new update” message.

In other news, I have some ideas on what to do with my Cocktail/Concentrate goodness, but those ideas have been in the works for quite a while and I’m too lazy to get started. So please, everyone nag me until I get off my butt and do some actual work or I’ll probably take even longer! Go, for the sake of that thing you don’t know what it is yet!

((ANYONE WHO READS THIS POST “MUFFINS” IN A COMMENT AGAIN!))

6 Comments

April Fools!

April 1st, 2010 | by Miss Hedgey
Posted In: Juice

The joke is, there is no joke. To be honest, I completely forgot April was coming up so soon, let alone the fact that there’s a comic uploaded today. I’m sorry. I’ll be sure to pull a horrible prank on all of you in the near future once everyone’s forgotten and least expects it. Maybe some sort of death ray or an egg salad sandwich.

I guess I can take this time to provide you all with updates, but there’s just nothing new despite having several things I should’ve completed months ago but still managed to stick to my to-do list, but I’ll get to fixing up the place eventually. You all just take care and enjoy the funnies. I’m sure if you bug me enough I’ll get out of bed and actually do something. Possibly. Maybe.

  Comment

I am TOO a business!

March 13th, 2010 | by Miss Hedgey
Posted In: Juice

For those not familiar with Project wonderful, their ads function by having people place bids on your ad space and from there it’s just plain capitalism and auctioning. A little over a month ago though the wonderful people over at Project Wonderful redid their servers so that there was now geotargetting. Now, instead of one ad to mess with, I have one adspace with four geographical servers, one of the US, one for Canada, one for European countries, and another for everywhere else. This was an interesting idea for some, but for those struggling to get attention, like me, it was a pretty bad move.

Our American audience may not be aware of this change, since not much changed for them, but most of the time my other three servers are completely empty, so my poor Canadian friends and everyone else is forced to stare at an ugly “your ad here” box. Well, not anymore. Everyone enjoy our new default ad image. I took the liberty of showing off the American version, since that one probably wont be seen by anyone anytime soon.

So what does this mean to you? Probably nothing, but it’s important to me for two reasons. One, the empty ad boxes I couldn’t even see were nagging at my OCD counter. Two, I wouldn’t be surprised if I lost some potential new readers who saw the empty box and assumed I was incompetent, unpopular, or just plain unprofessional for not having an actual ad in my ad box.

I also have a message for all you businesspeople out there. In case you weren’t aware of my empty status outside of the bustling American enterprise, I’ve got some free space for anyone willing to get their place known a bit more. With no one bidding on my other servers, it’s not difficult to get a $0 bid put up on the site and get you some free publicity and make me seem more competent and busy. This is especially true for my poor European audience. I don’t think they’ve had a single ad in over a month!

So everyone be sure to look things over if any of this interests you, and remember, love your lolis folks.

1 Comment

Broken Laptop + Paintshop Week!

February 27th, 2010 | by Miss Hedgey
Posted In: Juice

I’ll start with the bad news. My computer broke down. It’s been causing me a lot of trouble lately but now it’s finally become impossible to work with. Not only does it now freeze during startup, it overheats and shuts down during startup repair and wont let me save a backup of files. Doesn’t help that the power chord conveniently broke at the same time so I can barely keep the battery charged up long enough to attempt to fix it.

So what does this mean? Well I have finally purchased a new laptop. It’s nothing special and most certainly could’ve been a bit smarter in picking it out, but I didn’t have much time to work with. All my backups for both the comics and comicpress HTML and textures are gone, as well as everything else that was in the old laptop. Now where am I gonna put my egg salad recipes and ridiculously softcore hentai?

This shouldn’t be much of a problem to any of you though. I technically could’ve had a comic uploaded with no problems and none of you would know any better, but I chose not to for several reasons. First, I have a lot of things that need replacing, and I have family staying for the weekend, so I didn’t have much time to not only make a new comic, install the scanner onto this computer, and learn how to make heads or tails out of this fancy new computer. Second, I decided this is a great way to try something new and get used to my new robot slave at the same time. So I’m officially making this

Paintshop Week!

This whole week’s updates will be done entirely on whatever Paint software I have available on this thing. None of that homemade brew, this is going to be crappy digital comics. I doubt I’ll get any good in such short time, but it’s a nice change of pace and will most likely serve me some good in the long run. I hope you all love wacky bloopers of fat people falling down, cause that’s pretty much what this week will be.

I would also appreciate it if you warn any friends and family about this if you introduce them to my lovely site. We don’t want them getting the wrong impression. Oh, who am I kidding? You’d never let anyone living know you’re reading this stuff. My insignificance doesn’t make me love you guys any less though, all five of you.

  Comment

Happy Valentine's Day!

February 13th, 2010 | by Miss Hedgey
Posted In: Juice

Is everyone feeling lovely today? If not, then know that I love you, so cheer up and enjoy the happiness. Oh love, I could go on about love all day. I could give lectures and write books about love, and I mean that literally. Those familiar with the five loves would find it to be no surprise I could fill you all in on the complexity and beauty of all kinds of love, even the Fruit Incest kind. Nothing brings out my inner Cooking Mama like love.

Hope you all enjoy the love. I may be inclined to make some lovey Concentrate if I get nagged enough. I’m still a bit iffy about that section. Not much to add. Next year though I may make some Valentine’s Cards or something. I doubt I’ll have a Puppy Bowl to worry about in the week leading up to it then. For now, just be happy to have my love and any other love you’re lucky enough to enjoy today. Happy Lovies y’all!

1 Comment

Just add Concentrate.

February 10th, 2010 | by Miss Hedgey
Posted In: Juice

This place has always been in desperate need for new material, so I finally added an “Extras” page. Granted, it’s pretty empty and will most likely stay that way for a while, but if I get nagged enough then maybe I’d add something. I’ve got future plans for our new menu item, but that’s for a later time. For now, just enjoy the very very slow and not that impressive progress. Who knows. Maybe I’ll get nice fanart one of these days and I can show it off to rub it in the face of my not-fans. That’ll show them not to do whatever it is they did.

  Comment

The Problems of Yesterday, Tomorrow!

February 3rd, 2010 | by Miss Hedgey
Posted In: Juice

Wow, I need to get in the habit of adding things here. I guess I’ve been too busy munching these delicious muffins! Anyways, seeing this spot collect dust keeps reminding me of the things that need to be done. Aside from getting a new comic every few days and some daily commercials from our good friends at A* (at least for our American viewers as of last Sunday due to Project Wonderful’s new regional redesign) the place is mostly the same as when I opened it up and tinkered with some Comicpress options.

So what I want is some ideas. Is the logo up there doing alright? What should I add to the upcoming *spoilers*? Not much to say with the current fanbase, but we must always look forward to the future! The delicious muffiny future. Maybe with some nice toast and jam, or maybe make it a full meal. Oh great, now I want another egg salad sandwich. Thanks alot me!

Anyways, this is basically your stereotypical “sorry for not updating” update, as well as a reminder that the place is indeed mostly empty and suggestions are well appreciated. Except in the next ten to fifteen minutes. I’ll be busy cooking myself a sandwich. Do not disturb sandwich time!

2 Comments

Tell Austin we won.

January 13th, 2010 | by Miss Hedgey
Posted In: Juice

Hooray for Internet capitalism and making a 1 penny profit a day! It took a while, but Fruit Incest finally has something actually taking up that space up there. At least it didn’t take as long as it took to get a decent header, somewhat. I often laugh at the thought of me or someone else reading this in the future and wondering why something so trivial makes for a cocktail post, but that’s then and this is now. So what does all this mean? Absolutely nothing. Just gives me another reason to whore out for attention. And now, I would like to test something out.

((ANYONE WHO READS THIS POST “MUFFINS” IN A COMMENT!))

9 Comments

100 Comments!

January 2nd, 2010 | by Miss Hedgey
Posted In: Juice

Ah, the comments, the one thing the author uses to know how well known their work is. Often taken for granted because they’re usually by stupid people who don’t read the Youtube description, but luckily I don’t have anyone like that yet. All the comments are from people I know, and most of those people were nagged to this site in the first place, but if I can last this long without being told by my friends just how obnoxious I am, I know I can pull through in the end. Cooking Mama!

Also, I’ve added a subtle hint on the site to let people know when Cocktail has a new subject of discussion. May you all enjoy seeing me drive myself insane trying to come up with one liners!

1 Comment

I need a holiday.

December 24th, 2009 | by Miss Hedgey
Posted In: Juice

Nothing gets you excited like finishing a big project like the Santa Sarah story. It’s nothing too big or professional, but I consider it a big step for me considering most of you all reading this the day it gets posted are people I know who were brainwashed into supporting me and making me egg salad sandwiches (I love you zombie slaves!).

It will almost be 3 months since this little fruit bowl was made (although I wasted half of the first month getting it up and running…), and I’m proud of myself for updating regularly, keeping things smoothe, and not deviating from the schedule for one day in the past several weeks. For the first time in ages, I feel like I accomplished something that doesn’t involve making delicious egg salad sandwiches.

In the spirit of the holidays, the conclusion to Santa Sarah will be up for a while. That’s right, for the first time since I started, I wont be updating on a Sunday. Despite the OCD monster using this against me already, I believe I deserve a break until next Tuesday. It shall be the most relaxing Sunday I ever had too. I’ll sit by a cozy fire, wrap up nice and snuggly in my blanket and watch some TV while eating an egg salad sandwich.

…I’m hungry right now. Is it noticeable?

  Comment

Die for your art.

November 30th, 2009 | by Miss Hedgey
Posted In: Juice

I’ve been running Fruit Incest long enough to have a weekly routine now, and at this point I’ve got enough comics uploaded to see which ones are the best quality. There are several factors both physical and electronic that affect the quality of these fine art squiggly lines we call comics.

First is the drawing of the comic itself. There’s just so many things to draw with, and they all have their benefits. For now I’ll discuss two methods I’ve commonly used in the past: straightforward penciling out the comic, or inking it with pen. Now no matter what, no artwork should be done entirely in pen. I always sketche out the comics before hand and then go over them, but this is where the question shows up. By simply going over the sketches in pencil, I save a lot of time and effort on my part since I’m essentially just making my light practice sketches dark enough to see. As you all should know though, pencil isn’t the best material to work with sometimes. It makes the paper seem dirty and smudged and is sometimes too light or thin to show up. Opposing this is the inking method, which requires more work, but makes the image seem nicer, allows for more detailed backgrounds, and minimalizes digital refining, which is good since this is a homemade comic and I want to stick to my word. As you all know though, one wrong move, leak, or twitch of my arm and the entire image is ruined and almost beyond repair without being noticeable. And once again, pen requires me to go over each comic longer and slower, which is sometimes too much for me to handle in one night.

Next we have the uploading and file type. Currently, my scanner is very limited and doesn’t even support the file types I prefer for this site, so I have to convert these scanned images at least once. While I’m reworking these files, I also have to do basic cropping and contrasting, which can be very good or almost unnecessary depending on how I drew it in the first place. Any conspicuous or easily noticeable smudges must be removed, but remove too much and you lose the personal human touch I like so much, which creates yet another dilemma. Finally, I have to decide how much to change the tone of the image. I have to make sure the image isn’t too dark or filled with smudges while also making sure that lines don’t mysteriously disappear and the ones that stay don’t become jaggedy at the sake of removing said smudges.

The point of this little lecture is because I keep switching. I’m a difficult person and it’s hard for me to make decisions, so every time I switch one method, I suddenly miss the benefits of the other. Aside from me wanting to actually use my blog for blogging, I’d like to let it be known just how much work and care goes into these comics. So which do you prefer? I wont say which comics were made under which method, but if you notice certain qualities you like, feel free to point them out so I can tell which benefits are worth the trouble.

Love your lolis.

  Comment

Underage Web Artist Missing

November 16th, 2009 | by Miss Hedgey
Posted In: Juice

Yesterday I turned 18. Yes, in what is probably the only place in this site where my age will be mentioned, your humble webcomic just spent its first day being run by someone of legal age for whatever it is your state/country allows 18-year-olds to do. Oh, it felt good to have my own site and several updates up and still feel like a kid. I was just a wee dibbun and yet I had fans. It was a wonderful feeling and I shall always wish I coudl’ve enjoyed it just a bit longer.
Cooking Mama
As for now though, it’s time to move onward as an adult. I may not have had the large audience I had hoped to have before, but seeing as I procrastinated for ages on getting this place up and running in the first place, I’d say it’s a pretty good spot for this milestone. For every person reading this who isn’t from [insert favorite message boards here], know that I appreciate every single one of you, enough that I’ll give you a second Cooking Mama.
Cooking Mama
Over a month into the birth of Fruit Incest. What’s in store? How will things fare? Miss Hedgey shall find out with firey eyes and poetic blogs about jerks and porn and songs about how the internet is full of jerks and porn. Until next time my loyal fans. Your Missy loves you all.

  Comment

The Grand Opening.

October 19th, 2009 | by Miss Hedgey
Posted In: Juice

Welcome everyone to the official start of Fruit Incest, your new favorite comic. Things aren’t exactly done yet, but it’s presentable enough.

For the lucky few who get to view this before the site got it’s actual content, congratulations. You can now say you’ve been following Fruit Incest from the beginning. Isn’t that lovely? You should be honored.

2 Comments
  • Page 5 of 5
  • «
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5

Pages

  • Archive
  • Cocktail
  • Concentrate
  • About

Categories

  • Fruit Punch (1,782)
  • Juice (74)

Powered by WordPress with ComicPress and the Fridgeland Grand Council.